the intense longing for meat and blood he will endure will definetely have a lasting psychological impact on your vampiric buddy.
try to smuggle some beef stock cubes into his tomato salad or something.
hey and also, check out the 'Meat-Lovers Go Cold Turkey' seminar and you can pretend you just like the taste of raw meat....
PS. who told a VAMPIRE MASTER what to do???
ok, bassically a normal vampire falls under 3 types of vampire. i am assumeing your are referring to your master as a sang vampire, drinking blood type. I am half vampire myself. But i am a psi-vampire. Feeding off energy type. Which is along the lines what your master does normally by drinking blood i am assumeing. since he must eat veggies now, i would suggest he feed as a psi-vampire, see if that works.How will my master, a vampire survive ? He has been told to go on an all vegetarian diet. Any suggestions?
for a vampire to go on a vegitarian diet i guess it would mean eating vegitarians or comma patients (vegitubles get it!!!!!!!!!!)
LOL where are you coming from lol... For to be a vampire mean that you are dead and the dead does not have to eat their veggies lol..... Thanks for the chuckle.....................How will my master, a vampire survive ? He has been told to go on an all vegetarian diet. Any suggestions?
most likely he'll go insane and think he is human an kill himself or cheat his diet and get more bloodthirtier than before
effing wierdo.
No problem...just have him drink the blood of Vegans.
Maybe a bit more restrictive, but it should be very healthy.
I have just wasted 5 minutes trying to think up a witty answer to this question....sorry, wish I could do better.
Uhhh....Tell him to try prescription strength Vampiagra....the modern solution to blood thirst
i agree with BORED GUY ASKIN'?s
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